Babvilfubfitlig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable wombat.

Babvilfubfitlig created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babvilfubfitlig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Babvilfubfitlig, it will turn you into a frog.

Babvilfubfitlig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Babvilfubfitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.