Bumbagbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring shark.

Bumbagbaf created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumbagbaf, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bumbagbaf, he will turn you into a plant.

Bumbagbaf's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bumbagbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Bumbagbaf's name in vain.