Bonkbodlig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, conceited goose.

Bonkbodlig created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbodlig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonkbodlig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bonkbodlig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bonkbodlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.