Dogflagwot Tadhogmobtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish fish.

Dogflagwot Tadhogmobtarg created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogflagwot Tadhogmobtarg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogflagwot Tadhogmobtarg, she will send you a sign.

Dogflagwot Tadhogmobtarg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dogflagwot Tadhogmobtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dogflagwot Tadhogmobtarg.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Dogflagwot Tadhogmobtarg's name in vain.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Dogflagwot Tadhogmobtarg on top of important buildings.