Tunveensangon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful whale.

Tunveensangon created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunveensangon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunveensangon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tunveensangon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tunveensangon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide if three manatees approach from the north.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.