Rapciptarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fox.

Rapciptarp created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapciptarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rapciptarp, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rapciptarp's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rapciptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Pray towards the west.