Gannabflow is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust jackal.

Gannabflow created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gannabflow, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gannabflow, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gannabflow's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gannabflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always take life seriously.