Fodcutbogbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful clam.

Fodcutbogbog created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fodcutbogbog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fodcutbogbog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fodcutbogbog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fodcutbogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fodcutbogbog.