Tonhonlig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind dragon.

Tonhonlig created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonhonlig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tonhonlig, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Tonhonlig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tonhonlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.