Legfadflygomhubaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, loving unicorn.

Legfadflygomhubaf created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfadflygomhubaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Legfadflygomhubaf, it will turn you into a hamster.

Legfadflygomhubaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Legfadflygomhubaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Legfadflygomhubaf seven times a day.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.