Hubtagnull Rigwegflan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humane toad.

Hubtagnull Rigwegflan created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtagnull Rigwegflan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hubtagnull Rigwegflan, she will cry a lot.

Hubtagnull Rigwegflan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hubtagnull Rigwegflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect six silver sculptures of Hubtagnull Rigwegflan on top of important buildings.

5. Never look at planets.