Appyok is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy guinea pig.

Appyok created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appyok, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Appyok, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Appyok's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Appyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Hide from violet grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Appyok on top of all buildings.