Rawbankip Titbassfom is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful weasel.

Rawbankip Titbassfom created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbankip Titbassfom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawbankip Titbassfom, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rawbankip Titbassfom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rawbankip Titbassfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not commit murder.