Rilsterjadnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm meerkat.

Rilsterjadnurl created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Rilsterjadnurl, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilsterjadnurl, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rilsterjadnurl's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rilsterjadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Always wear gray.