Dotkomcid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful troll.

Dotkomcid created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotkomcid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dotkomcid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dotkomcid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dotkomcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near frogs.

2. Worship no other gods but Dotkomcid.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Never talk about fire.