Godlanbep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage manatee.

Godlanbep created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godlanbep, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godlanbep, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Godlanbep's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Godlanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godlanbep.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.