Davzakken is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, blissful hamster.

Davzakken created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Davzakken, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Davzakken, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Davzakken's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Davzakken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Davzakken on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Never skip near geese.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about mice.