Madnegzod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate giraffe.

Madnegzod created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madnegzod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Madnegzod, it will be mildly annoyed.

Madnegzod's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Madnegzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not take Madnegzod's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Madnegzod.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.