Cetnurbag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, deceitful mole.

Cetnurbag created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetnurbag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cetnurbag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cetnurbag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cetnurbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cetnurbag on top of all buildings.

5. Fast once a month.