Panglarg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak slug.

Panglarg created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Panglarg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panglarg, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Panglarg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Panglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Never wear gray scarves.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Panglarg.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.