Tettiflagfon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental cow.

Tettiflagfon created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettiflagfon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tettiflagfon, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tettiflagfon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tettiflagfon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tettiflagfon.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.