Arpbessdad is a god.
It takes the form of a small, smart
parrot.
Arpbessdad created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Arpbessdad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Arpbessdad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Arpbessdad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Arpbessdad's Holy Commandments1. Never mention gulls.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Mice are not to be trusted.