Flandussbom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind crow.

Flandussbom created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flandussbom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flandussbom, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Flandussbom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Flandussbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flandussbom.