Wotquamsag is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced
raccoon.
Wotquamsag created tapeworms four years ago.
If you believe in
Wotquamsag, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Wotquamsag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Wotquamsag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Wotquamsag's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your feet.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
4. Never sing near monkeys.
5. Never wear purple corsets.