Vabbopdav is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, slow snake.

Vabbopdav created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbopdav, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vabbopdav, it will turn you into a snail.

Vabbopdav's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vabbopdav's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vabbopdav.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not take Vabbopdav's name in vain.