Popjadgom Cibmoting is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, staggering mouse.

Popjadgom Cibmoting created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Popjadgom Cibmoting, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Popjadgom Cibmoting, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Popjadgom Cibmoting's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Popjadgom Cibmoting's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Popjadgom Cibmoting loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never sit near dogs.