Dubmadman is a god.
It takes the form of a large, astonishing
ferret.
Dubmadman created carbon two million years ago.
If you believe in
Dubmadman, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Dubmadman, it will turn you into a rock.
Dubmadman's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Dubmadman's Holy Commandments1. Never write about galaxies.
2. You must pray to Dubmadman six times a day.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always help sick otters.