Handonpig is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent
fox.
Handonpig created everything that exists four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Handonpig, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Handonpig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Handonpig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Handonpig's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry manatees.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Always obey Handonpig's priests.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Handonpig.