Hubmutster is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, effective butterfly.

Hubmutster created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubmutster, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hubmutster, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hubmutster's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hubmutster's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away from gray sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Hubmutster's name in vain.