Gunflanbudortbastster is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, stupid deer.

Gunflanbudortbastster created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunflanbudortbastster, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gunflanbudortbastster, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gunflanbudortbastster's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gunflanbudortbastster's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the east.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Gunflanbudortbastster on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. You must never eat oranges.