Genlarptetti Legbonktam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, caring skunk.

Genlarptetti Legbonktam created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Genlarptetti Legbonktam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Genlarptetti Legbonktam, he will strike you with lightening.

Genlarptetti Legbonktam's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Genlarptetti Legbonktam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink alcohol.