Sinbegtit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, strong mink.

Sinbegtit created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinbegtit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinbegtit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sinbegtit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sinbegtit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Run away if three great tits approach from the south.

5. Never eat corn.