Gepjinmap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair raven.

Gepjinmap created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepjinmap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepjinmap, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gepjinmap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gepjinmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Erect three silicon sculptures of Gepjinmap on top of important buildings.

3. Never skip near dolphins.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.