Nartbedbud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust wyrm.

Nartbedbud created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartbedbud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nartbedbud, he will turn you into a tree.

Nartbedbud's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nartbedbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.