Hatnul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful rhinoceros.

Hatnul created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatnul, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hatnul, it will turn you into a mole.

Hatnul's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hatnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not take Hatnul's name in vain.