Dinnilgig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unjust troll.

Dinnilgig created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinnilgig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dinnilgig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dinnilgig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dinnilgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Hide from violet snails for they are unholy.