Yarpboggom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome mole.

Yarpboggom created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpboggom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarpboggom, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yarpboggom's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yarpboggom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.