Nanhadmif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring ferret.

Nanhadmif created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanhadmif, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nanhadmif, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nanhadmif's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nanhadmif's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always help mites in need.