Gepvogtit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous toad.

Gepvogtit created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepvogtit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepvogtit, it will remove you from existence.

Gepvogtit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gepvogtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Retreat if five ants approach from the west.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never feed turnips to birds while wearing fawn shirts.