Rowcancubrillsawgep Padvilbab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, caring skunk.

Rowcancubrillsawgep Padvilbab created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowcancubrillsawgep Padvilbab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rowcancubrillsawgep Padvilbab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rowcancubrillsawgep Padvilbab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rowcancubrillsawgep Padvilbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never wear mauve tights.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.