Nurlwikbomlik is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, able
finch.
Nurlwikbomlik created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlwikbomlik, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Nurlwikbomlik, it will not care.
Nurlwikbomlik's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Nurlwikbomlik's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat pineapples.
2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
4. Always help sick seals.
5. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.