Nurlwikbomlik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, able finch.

Nurlwikbomlik created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlwikbomlik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurlwikbomlik, it will not care.

Nurlwikbomlik's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nurlwikbomlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.