Tompidnulbiggab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented hare.

Tompidnulbiggab created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tompidnulbiggab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tompidnulbiggab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tompidnulbiggab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tompidnulbiggab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven gold sculptures of Tompidnulbiggab on top of important buildings.

2. Hide if five snails approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never paint your arms brown.