Sogbossgof Danwiggup is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, caring guinea pig.

Sogbossgof Danwiggup created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Sogbossgof Danwiggup, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sogbossgof Danwiggup, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sogbossgof Danwiggup's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sogbossgof Danwiggup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sogbossgof Danwiggup.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Never sing in holy places.