Timpitlip is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, merciless jellyfish.

Timpitlip created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timpitlip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Timpitlip, he will turn you into a tree.

Timpitlip's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Timpitlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured ants.