Jinmadwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud hippopotamus.

Jinmadwab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinmadwab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jinmadwab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jinmadwab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Jinmadwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Jinmadwab loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not hurt moths.