Tagfedsanfitjonyikstragbus is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident snake.

Tagfedsanfitjonyikstragbus created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfedsanfitjonyikstragbus, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tagfedsanfitjonyikstragbus, it will curse you with boils.

Tagfedsanfitjonyikstragbus' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tagfedsanfitjonyikstragbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not chop down trees.