Nabrulhin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish parrot.

Nabrulhin created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabrulhin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nabrulhin, he will turn you into a rat.

Nabrulhin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nabrulhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.