Hasmipjip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciless spider.

Hasmipjip created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hasmipjip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hasmipjip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hasmipjip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hasmipjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from magenta snails for they are unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look at stars.