Sagdibwigquam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited hare.

Sagdibwigquam created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagdibwigquam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sagdibwigquam, he will laugh at you.

Sagdibwigquam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sagdibwigquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.