Vonkventapquillarnfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong dingo.

Vonkventapquillarnfeb created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkventapquillarnfeb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vonkventapquillarnfeb, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vonkventapquillarnfeb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vonkventapquillarnfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. You must love Vonkventapquillarnfeb.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.